It wasn't so long ago that we all learned about the “wardrobe malfunction.” We might have preferred to consider Janet's epic flash more of a “style choice,” but the fact remains that nipples (and how to cover them) have never been more at the forefront of the American mind. Our new solution? These beyond basic noir hearts. Simple yet beautiful, these come with two sets of nipple covers, one smooth satin, one smooth lace for subtle coverage with a hint of sophistication. Ditch wrinkly petals and weird-flesh-tone discs in favor of something that gives you the coverage you need and, yet, would make a killer “style choice” were one to have a “wardrobe malfunction."